This one requires very little explanation:

It's the eyes.


(Thanks to Nicole for the tip.)

That which we call a Kenny...

I want you to get one thought out of your head immediately: the fact that Kenneth from 30 Rock happens to look strikingly like Kenny has nothing at all to do with the similarity in their names. Nothing. As evidence, here are some Kennies that look absolutely nothing like the real Kenny:

Kenny McCormick


Kenny Powers


Kenny Rogers, pre- or post-op.


Kenny G

There now, glad we've got that all squared away.

Breaking News!

Apparently Michael Sarver, a.k.a. the one who kind of looks like Kenny, was kicked off of American Idol last week, thus proving that it takes a bit more than kind of looking like Kenny to coast on through the competition. (Incidentally, Megan's departure from the show last night proves that it also takes a good deal more than singing uncannily like a goat.) Sorry, Michael, the public has spoken and You're Just Not Good Enough.

Also, did anyone else think that Adam Lambert's rendition of "Play That Funky Music White Boy" rated pretty high on a scale of one to he kind of looks like Matthew circa 2003?

But that's another story for another blog, really.

Let the Right One Ken

But you know who really looks like Kenny is that little Swedish bugger from Let the Right One In. The following is an artist's rendering of what would happen if Kenny and ol' Kåre were to ever meet face to face:

Just Jack? More like Just Kenny.

The similarities between Sean Hayes of television's Will and Grace and Kenny go well beyond bone structure and that certain manboy-next-door je ne sais quoi. Here, have a look:

"Oh gosh" is right.

Marc Summers might be Kenny's biological father.

Exhibit A: Is that a rubber chicken? Kenny would almost certainly pose for a photograph with a rubber chicken, except in Kenny's photo it would be a stick of butter and he would be eating it instead of yelling at it.

Exhibit B: Speaking of yelling, does Marc Summers have gum in his mouth? Kenny loves gum.

Exhibit C: Marc Summers wrote a book called Everything In Its Place. Kenny loves Radiohead, too. Also, Kenny may not have written a book about his Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, but yesterday we caught him rearranging things in the ashtray.